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WOW ALLOW ME TO WELCOME YOU TO OUT GRAND STATE. I AM AMBASSADOR WILLSUN: KONNICHIWA (THAT’S CALIFORNIAN FOR WHAT’S UP). I SPEAK ON BEHALF OF ALL CALIFORNIANS THAT YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME EATING AVOCADOS AND SURFING. DO YOU LIKE BEACHES? OF COURSE
SANKYUU AMBASSADOR-SAMA WILLSUN. IT IS GREAT TO ALMOST BE IN UR GLORIOUS COUNTRY. I HATE AVOCADOS BUT MAYBE I WILL DEVELOP A TASTE FOR THEM WHILE I AM THERE AND YES I LO VE BEACHES THEY ARE THE SHIT I REALLY ENJOY THEM. SHIT I FORGOT MY BATHING SUIT WOW WHAT A LOSER I JUST REALIZED